PMS

Is it wrong that I've managed to eat an entire box of Cheez-Its in less than a week? 

Is it wrong that as I sit here sucking up the last of the crumbs I'm wondering what else we have hiding in the kitchen?

Is it wrong that I don't find fault in blaming my once monthly eating binge on PMS?

If doing these things is wrong, then I don't want to be right. 

I try to eat healthy, I exercise, I order salads in restaurants, hell, I even dip my fork in salad dressing (as opposed to dumping the entire container onto that crisp bed of lettuce) so as not to consume extra calories!

So, shouldn't that entitle me to a few days of guilt-free eating of the foods that only the evils of PMS can drive me to?

I think so!

Yes, I'm sure there are healthy alternatives, ways to ward off the onset of PMS...but when a craving for something salty hits, there are not enough good intentions in the world to hold me back from the refrigerator!

I know I'm weighing in tomorrow, and I'm already anticipating the bloating, water retention, and consequences of eating the box of Cheez-Its to catch up with me. 

It's fine...I'll do better next week.  But for now...somebody hook me up with some ice cream!!!